Though my girlfriend has many awesome traits,

If I had been forced to take them apart

I would pick the way she walks, and the way she speaks,

And that gracious scar on her left buttocks.

Just one look at that scar drives me insane

Suddenly, my heart starts beating in strange tones

It’s too bad that you can’t see the scar for yourself

It would seem that, like an elbow, it’s so close.

 

REFRAIN:

Intoxicated like a wasp in syrup,

I can’t crawl out any more.

That thin scar on your round buttocks:

A torn wound in my soul.

Intoxicated like a wasp in syrup,

I can’t crawl out any more.

That thin scar on my favorite buttocks:

A torn wound in my soul.

 

In the middle of the crowd of all these people

I would have long ago lost the point of living

If I hadn’t spent so many, many hours

Just looking at that scar, looking and touching.

And, it seems that, in my mind, it has become

A divine work of art, and I can’t decide

Which angle it is better to come at it from,

Is it better from the touch or from the sight?

 

REFRAIN

 

If I could go and be born all over again,

Oh, if I could take my life back to the start

Once again, I’d fall in love with you, and then,

With that scar on your left buttocks.

And every day that I tread on planet Earth,

My entire life’s motto in my head is spinning:

“Scar on face is decoration for rough men,

Scar on buttocks, decoration for gentle women!”

 

Scar on face is decoration for rough men,

Scar on buttocks, decoration for gentle women!

 

REFRAIN (2x)

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